Thursday, May 13, 2010

Every Single Last One

Here's my tip of the day. Kill every single ant you see, especially indoors.

I like to keep a napkin around to aid myself. I don't like to kill them with my bare hands, you see. I can assure you that flip-flops make excellent weapons, some of the best, in fact. Tennis shoes and other types of shoes aren't always flat on the bottom and this gives the ant a little maze instead of a quick death. Just a word to the wise. It will keep your eyes and mind active, all that looking and searching. You might think of it as a way to extend your life expectancy and quality of life. (Ok, so maybe that's going a bit far, but you never know.) (Oh, and these statements have not been verified or approved or tested by a physician, or anybody else for that matter.)

With your help we can end the ant invasions that have taken over all our homes. (Your help and maybe a can of BugOut. I plan to confront these ants on all fronts later this evening...when humans and domestic animals aren't in the way of my spray can, apparently the stuff is hazardous.)